Ladies, have your Facebook messages or Twitter DM's ever been filled with hopeless pursuers who think they stand even a sliver of a chance by telling you things such as, "dang you sexcci and special like a unicorn or something. hit me up ma."
Fellas, I have seen first-hand what YOU are capable of when overcome by The Thirst. And in the era of screen cap casualities, y'all out here dropping like flies everyday, b.
"I, [insert yo' name here], being of renewed mind and body, do hereby pledge that I will do my best at all times to live by the creed of Real Niggas everywhere, the dying breed of men who know better than to approach a woman via social networking sites. I promise to fight everyday to keep The Thirst at bay and I will also give my time to raise awareness in my community about Facebook/Twitter Simpin'.I would like to thank you all for agreeing to make this change in your lives. Now go forth, my brethren, and do better!
No longer will I spend my nights lurking on the pages of innocent and unsuspecting women who are undoubtedly disgusted by the tremendous amount of lameness displayed by my actions. And if at any point I feel myself slipping back into my old ways, I will not only delete my accounts, but I agree to go to the nearest highway and skip right into oncoming traffic."
6 comments:
YESSSSS!
I Need to send this link to every fool up in my FB inbox or DM box.
xx
josie
www.straightNOchase.com
Haha funny post
Its not just dudes that do it...females are guilty of it too
man, i wouldnt doubt it one bit
LMao @ the Dos Equis dude.
LMAO DYING!
@Rwenshaun is right tho!
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