Public Service Announcement: Join in the Fight Against Facebook/Twitter Simpin' Everywhere

Mar 25, 2011


Ladies, have your Facebook messages or Twitter DM's ever been filled with  hopeless pursuers who think they stand even a sliver of a chance by telling you things such as, "dang you sexcci and special like a unicorn or something. hit me up ma."

Fellas, I have seen first-hand what YOU are capable of when overcome by The Thirst. And in the era of screen cap casualities, y'all out here dropping like flies everyday, b.


A wise man once said, "if you knew better, you would do better". So, I am going to give you dudes the benefit of the doubt and say that maybe you aren't aware that your actions are out of line. So today, we unite as one in the perilous fight against Facebook/Twitter Simpin' around the world.  At this moment, I would like for you lames, creepers, and cornballs to stand, raise your right hand and repeat after me:
"I, [insert yo' name here], being of renewed mind and body, do hereby pledge that I will do my best at all times to live by the creed of Real Niggas everywhere, the dying breed of men who know better than to approach a woman via social networking sites.  I promise to fight everyday to keep The Thirst at bay and I will also give my time to raise awareness in my community about Facebook/Twitter Simpin'.

No longer will I spend my nights lurking on the pages of innocent and unsuspecting women who are undoubtedly disgusted by the tremendous amount of lameness displayed by my actions. And if at any point I feel myself slipping back into my old ways, I will not only delete my accounts, but I agree to go to the nearest highway and skip right into oncoming traffic."
I would like to thank you all for agreeing to make this change in your lives. Now go forth, my brethren, and do better!


josieRbaby said...

I Need to send this link to every fool up in my FB inbox or DM box.


El Jefe said...

Haha funny post

Rwenshaun said...

Its not just dudes that do it...females are guilty of it too

Dub said...

man, i wouldnt doubt it one bit

Adina Renée. said...

LMao @ the Dos Equis dude.

@RonaldRanier said...

@Rwenshaun is right tho!

Don't watch me, w-w-watch my feet....