The Niggas Ain't Ish Chronicles: Ladies, you mad?!

Dec 22, 2010

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Bitter women is the team. "Niggas ain't ish" is the motto. For every worthless dude out there, there is a woman who is willing to overlook the OBVIOUS signs and give him a chance. So when y'all say N.A.S. I'm left wondering the role you played in allowing yourself to be mistreated...

You were WARNED about o'buddy before y'all ever started dating because he used to date one of your good friends. He stole $70 out her checkin' account, sold some of her food stamps so he could put speakers in his Cutlass and...when he met her lil brother the first thing he said was "oh you one them lil faggy boys I can tell". Yet and still, YOU had to try him out for yourself 'cause you like to learn the hard way. Now you mad?!

You put him up on classical music symphonies, bow ties, calamari and sushi. He taught you how to wire up illegal cable, who Big Meach was in real life, and how to get extra food at K&W without them knowing. So you have successfully upgraded him into Mr. Tom Ford de la Ghetto and he has successfully stripped you of all your class and elegance. Now he is feeling himself because all the little Baby Girls in the hood keep telling him, "ewh, you hood fab now". You mad?!

Kanye, Kid Cudi, and Lloyd Banks CD's all drop in the same month and you ask him which one(s) he plans on buying. He specifically tells you, "*pops tongue* Boo, I don't like them bottoms. I want two copies of that new Nicki Minaj instead." When he listens to Nicki Minaj, he prefers that you call him Ken and you notice he smells like the new D&G cologne you bought him when he goes to play ball with the fellas...but you can't take an obvious hint and later on you surpriiiisingly discover he is on the DL. You mad?!

One day during a benign game of Taboo (picture that?) with family and friends, you and your man's team start losing badly. It's your turn to get up and give clues and your mind goes totally blank. When you sit down beside him, he leans over and whispers angrily, "ooh hegh'naw, wait 'til we get home". Now you think you hear him but you ain't sure. Either way, it's just a game to you so you wonder what's the worst that can happen. 6 months later, you lookin' like Martin on the Guard Your Grill episode. Now you mad?!
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He specifically told you, "I will kill myself before I'm monogomous". Verbatim. And he was serious. Like a game of Clue, he even told you in what room and with what weapon. As a matter of fact, for his birthday, he said all he wanted was for you and your attractive friend to just "come and chill" around 3AM. But you insisted on sticking around and trying to change him because that's how yo' momma caught yo' daddy. How many faithful rib eaters you know decide they just one day gone become vegetarian? Don't worry, I'll wait.....
Oh yeah, you mad?!

You laid down with o'buddy before you even told him what your last name was! Now you notice he doesn't call as much as he used to. You see him on campus and the waves aren't as emphatic and the hugs aren't as long. You thought you were a Queen but you allowed yourself to be treated like a pawn. Uhh, Checkmate. You mad?!

Poor choices, low standards, and high tolerance never led anyone to their Knight in Shining Armor. Sure it's some bad dudes out there, but what makes it worse is the fact that y'all are tolerating these dudes for a minute too long, teaching them that their actions are OK, allowing them to take you to the point of no return. You created the monster, now you mad?!

15 comments:

josieRbaby said...

LMAO.

You are telling the truth yet again.
You are right, you are right, you are right....

I felt like i had to spread the word via twitter lol
might just have to do a link back on my blog

xx
josie
www.straightNOchase.com

One Dope Female said...

Love it!

ABIGAIL NY said...

I totally get what you mean. Now I'm not an African American woman but I'm an African woman [born and raised]...when I got here to the US for school I realised the difference in women and what they allow and after the mistake is made and the lesson not learnt, they bring up that N.A.S ... women should stop the "no good man around" bashing and guys should also step up to the plate as well. That's my opinion anyway.

http://themessenger-bag.blogspot.com

Gia said...

you're the best .

Kimberly Michelle said...

MMMMMAAAANNNNNNN , I LOVE this. This is the truth. Have you watched "Diary of A Tired Black Man?". It's a 10 minute youtube clip turned "puchasable" documentary and they bring this oh so valid point up. I'm a firm believer that it's not that "niggas aint ish", it's simply that your "choices are ish". We ought to see everything for WHAT it IS from the jump before getting ourselves into situations where we act surprised and hurt at the end.

Dub said...

@Kimberly yes, i've seen that before on Youtube. didn't know they made it into a documentary though.

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