SEPARATED AT BIRTH

Apr 16, 2010

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Joanne Stefani Germanotta aka Lady Gaga & Onika Maraj aka Nicki Minaj. One's pop. One's hip-hop. And with polar opposite fan bases, one would never think to make a connection between the two. A lot of people I know are fans of one and hate the other and I find that RATHER confusing. The same reasons Lady Gaga receives praise, are the same reasons Nicki Minaj receives hate. Before you go choosing sides, peep out how painstakingly obvious it is that these two were indeed separated at birth:

Both hail from New York. I know you're like, so what? Mere coincidence, right. Well I say it just strengthens my argument that they were born to the same parents. Moving on.

Both were extra regular at the onset of their careers. Take a look at Joanne's picture and tell me if you would go "Gaga" over her 2 years ago? And Onika looks more like a Cabbage Patch kid than a Barbie doll but I digress.
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Both of them "branded" themselves to break into mainstream. Now when most artist go commercial and create an image for themselves, people complain that they are "selling out". Many people say that Nicki Minaj is very fake and fabricated, and after signing with Young Money she lost her true self. NEWSFLASH: Nobody knew about her before and now even Harriet the Spy knows her songs. All the while, Lady Gaga gets mad respect for her "groundbreaking originality"...............oh, ok?
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Both are bisexual...or something like that. It's obvious that Lady Gaga is very open when it comes to her sexual orientation and she garners a lot of popularity because her videos reflect that. And Nicki. Well. We know that "If she's in yo city, she's signin them Tig ol' bitties".

Both have a huge, cult-like following. Say what you want, but these ladies have twice as many followers as they do haters. And they've both taken it upon themselves to name those followers, "Little Monsters" and "Barbies" respectively. The day Jay-Z or Rick Ross take it upon themselves to name their fans, I'm going to throw away all of my CD's and listen to Indie Rock for the rest of my life.

Both are EXTRA.AS.HECK. Green hair. White hair. Red face masks. Midgets. Pink Lamborghini Murcielagos. Nudity. Flames. Fireworks. ANYTHING is liable to pop off when these two are in the room. Lady Gaga's lyrics aren't as blunt as Nicki Minaj's but she makes up for it with her wardrobe.

All of this evidence. All of these similarities. And you still mean to tell me that Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga aren't one in the same? I just cannot see how you can praise one and not the other, simultaneously. I'm all ears though if you're willing to explain? I respect both of their hustles. Work the game, because CD's aren't moving like they used to. Create a different sound, a different look, and people will follow. Now excuse, I got some music to download. *Drops mic. Closes laptop*

3 comments:

.cris. said...

she looks like a cabbage patch doll ... i just died laughing! you make a good point though, they did what they had to do to get out there .. can't knock the hustle

Chalace said...

true true! and u better come visit me more often!!! =P

Chalace said...

Lmaooooooo I just read that "Well I say it just strengthens my argument that they were born to the same parents."

 
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