HUSH MOUTH

So the Cowboys defense played terrible today, unfortunately. And in the wake of this terrible mishap, I have compiled a list of people who can’t, and shouldn't say anything to me...

• If your favorite team is no longer in the playoffs, or never was to begin with.
• Washington Redskins fans—YOU ARE NO LONGER OUR RIVALS AND BARELY BELONG IN THE NFL!
• If your team suffered a loss, or multiple losses at the hands of the Cowboys this season (i.e. Panthers, Seahawks, New Orleans)
• Philadelphia fans—we OWNED you all season.
• People who think they know everything about football but were inaccurate in their Cowboy predicitons all season. For example, “yall gone get killed by New Orleans” or “yall gone get beat by Philly the second time around”.
• If you don’t even have a favorite team, but root for whoever plays AGAINST Dallas every Sunday. What is your purpose in life?
• If you root for a certain team because so-and-so is cute, or the team has your favorite color.
• If you are NOT a true Vikings fan--what did YOUR team have to with us being out of the playoffs?
  
• Republicans.
  
• And people who drive smart cars.

Ok, bye.