Public Service Announcement

ATTENTION ALL TARHEELS:

Please DO NOT get behind me on an escalator and huff and puff because I REFUSE to walk up the escalator. It totally and completely defeats the purpose of getting on it in the first place! If I wanted to walk up a flight of stairs, then more than likely I would have....but considering the fact that Charles Seeberger invented a stairwell that seemingly does the work for me, then I'm going to take advantage of it. Also, if you could refrain from getting on the step directly behind the one that I am standing on it would be greatly appreciated--I like my personal space.

Thanks and have a nice day! :-)