Public Service Announcement: The Best Place For Young Singles to Get Chose!

Feb 5, 2013


 When you're in that college campus bubble for four years, it's easy to take for granted the ample opportunities there are to FLOURISH, g.

College is supposed to be a microcosm of the real world or whatever, but NAH. It's a microcosm of Heaven. Because, where in the "real world" are you (mostly) surrounded by ambitious, intelligent, progressive-minded, beautiful individuals from all different races, ethnicities and walks of life? WHERE? In terms of choosing and getting chose, college is like a self-serve yogurt jant and if you ain't eating then it sucks to suck WELP. *burps and wipes corners of mouf*

For many of us, the collegiate smorgasbord is but a faint memory. For the rest of you, it'll be over before you know it. And unless you're apart of a book club, a mass choir, or some kinda underground dance team like You Got Served, then you'll probably never be around that many like-minded goal-oriented folk again. (I do acknowledge that work is somewhat of an alternative but, still, not really.)

This post isn't all nostalgia, doe. I have encouraging news! There's one place that's comparable to the college campus experience with regard to potential suitors and seductresses just waiting to get chose. And that place is Super Target. Here's a few reasons why:

1. EVERY SINGLE TAHM I go to Target I see a woman so bad it makes me forget what I went there to buy. Just take a minute to think about your experiences there, also. Attractive people thrive in Super Target. There's someone there for you, no matter your tastes. It's like a giant, red magnet for the young and the conchy (word to LC).

2. It's free! Unlike the club, galas, socials, and all 'em other places people go to in order to get chose...Target's admission is FREE.99. There's no waiting in line. And peep this, if you wear a red shirt, you're VIP (meaning men and/or women will approach YOU. You get to skip the awkward approach/break the ice phase right off the bat!)

3. Target does price matching. Meaning, if you find something at a better value somewhere else, they'll match it at Target. Some people think this only applies to products, but it also applies to men and women. Meaning, if you see someone who you think is cute elsewhere, go to Target and there is bound to be someone equally as cute or better. GUA-RAN-TEED.

Now this isn't an exhaustive list by any means, but it's Friday and I ain't got time to sit here all night and  give advice knowing y'all ain't gone listen. Basically what I'm trying to say is, next time you get all fly to go out, skip the club and head to Super Target instead. Holla!

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