*deep sigh*

Occasionally, I wallow in my own misery concerning the fact that I will probably never own these Adidas. Plus I'm getting older, so my ability to get away with wearing something like this is slowly dwindling away. I know you're currently judging me, but you don't have to like them, at least respect Jeremy Scott's hustle! The man is creative and I will forever want these shoes.

Now if you'll excuse me...