So, I saw this picture of Timbaland over at NecoleBitchie and decided to bring attention to Timbaland's
People are asked about their ideal features in a man or a woman all the time and it typically yields the same answers: "Has to be honest", "has to be tall", "has to have conversation skills", blah blah blah...
But not often do I hear people say "has to have good hygiene". I wonder why that is? Is it implied? Y'all just think everybody wakes up in the morning and brushes their teeth just because you do it, huh? Well, it's imperative to me. And the thing that I don't get: IT IS RELATIVELY INEXPENSIVE TO STAY CLEAN but people ouchere spending their last dime on Ralph Lauren and won't spend 3 dollars on dental floss.
DEAD UP, do you brush your teeth every morning? If you don't, email me, and I'll hit you back with some coping strategies because you're gonna live a very long, cold, lonely, kiss-less, conversation from a diiiiii-staaance, life.
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3 comments:
lmao, ewww.
" Y'all just think everybody wakes up in the morning and brushes their teeth just because you do it, huh?"
LMAO yes! I'd hope so, at least =/
Ha ha ha!! This is a good point. Never have I included having good hygiene on my list of requirements. But yes, it is definitely important. Anyone with teeth looking like Timbaland's will no have a chance!
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