Epiphany (No T-Pain)

I walked through the Pit (main campus) today mindin' mines, as usual, and I just happened to hear a dude make a comment about someone else and something dawned on me all of a sudden:

Men are the New Women.

There are three common occurrences that lead me to believe... that men are the new women.

One. Men gossip and talk about others too much! Men will get together, talk junk, and kee-kee it up about other people more than a group of girls at a sleepover. And then fall back on the statement, "I was just bein' real". Kneegrow please, there is nothing real about butchering someone behind their back....that's about as real as the Easter Bunny.

Two. Men are too emotional! Emotions aren't all bad, but if a dude is havin' mood swings and throwin' temper tantrums to the point where it seems menopausal...there is a problem.

Three. Men are clingy! Checkin' up on their old lady 25/7 365. Trippin' if their girl finds another guy attractive. Callin' and textin' every 10 minutes if their girl is out with her friends. Not Cool, fellas, not cool.

There are several other cases that support the idea that men are the new women, but these are the most common cases. Attention Men: If you exhibit any of these characteristics, get checked out to see if your estrogen levels are abnormally high. Otherwise, just charge it to the game....