"...some days I sit and wish I was a kid again."

Many people battle with diets regularly. Some put down red meat, others caffeine. Myself, I've been trying to avoid buying sneakers. It's a process that takes tons of self-control. And as the summer comes to an end (a period in which tons of shoes are typically purchased), I just want to congratulate myself for changing the error of my ways. Sooooooooooo...to celebrate my journey to the Land of the Frugal, I bought some shoes.

Please don't judge me. Every diet should have scheduled relapse days. Y'hear me?